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Village Nissan
Village Nissan

Where's Egbert??
Egbert the village idiot starts work in a car showroom. The foreman tells him to deliver a car & gives him a sheet with the details on. Off Egbert goes with the car. 2 weeks later he's never returned. On the 15th day the foreman gets a phone call....'Hello!..it's me Egbert'....The foreman says....'What the bloody well happened'?.......'Where are you, the police are searching for you'....Egbert replies....'I'm in South Africa delivering the car to Nelson Mandela as it said on the sheet, it's cost me a bloody fortune'....The foreman says 'What!....'You friggin' idiot, it says on the sheet...''Nissan Maindealer''...
yes i like this one
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